Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeche

Wedding Speech Delivered by the GroomId like to start by thanking Alan for his kind words and also to thank him on behalf of everyone for footing the bill for todays festivitiesHaving had a rattling(prenominal) broadcast and knowing what we have to look forward to tonight, I now understand wherefore he had the heating turned off all last overwinterI was going to begin with ladies and gentlemen but on looking around Im prosperous I didnt. So here goes.Distinguished guests, those of lesser promissory note, and those of no distinction at allFamily, relatives, (new and old), in-laws and outlaws, friends, friends of friends, and freeloaders Welcome to our wedding reception. I would particularly like to retire a warm welcome to all our guests from Mississippi and KentuckyWelcome to the wonderful state of California, and for those of you who want to put your watches forward, its now 2005..Ill never will the first time Peggy took me to meet her p arnts. There was me trembling at the knees and thither was Alan sitting in his white satin robe and fluffy slippersI thought, I take up to break the ice here, so I asked him what football group he supports. Of course he replied State University, so I said it essential be exciting when you win a match. Dont chicane he said, Ive only supported them for 40 yearsSeriously though..The bible tells us, Who so-ever finds a wife, finds a good thing.... ...ure life together. These are taken from the book The differences between man and wifeLearn to work the locoweed seat. If its up, put it down. We need it up - you need it down. You dont hear us plain about you leaving it down.We dont remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar and inspire us frequently beforehandBEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for youALL men see in only 6 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lastly and most importantly..Christopher Columbus didnt need directions, and neither do we.And with that Id ask you to charge your glasses and be whole for a toast to the bridesmaids.I give you the bridesmaids Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts SpeecheWedding Speech Delivered by the GroomId like to start by thanking Alan for his kind words and also to thank him on behalf of everyone for footing the bill for todays festivitiesHaving had a wonderful spread and knowing what we have to look forward to tonight, I now understand why he had the heating turned off all last winterI was going to begin with ladies and gentlemen but on looking around Im glad I didnt. So here goes.Distinguished guests, those of lesser distinction, and those of no distinction at allFamily, relatives, (new and old), in-laws and outlaws, friends, friends of friends, and freeloaders Welcome to our wedding reception. I would particularly like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests from Mississippi and KentuckyWelcome to the wonderful state of California, and for those of you who wan t to put your watches forward, its now 2005..Ill never forget the first time Peggy took me to meet her parents. There was me trembling at the knees and there was Alan sitting in his white satin robe and fluffy slippersI thought, I need to break the ice here, so I asked him what football team he supports. Of course he replied State University, so I said it must be exciting when you win a match. Dont Know he said, Ive only supported them for 40 yearsSeriously though..The bible tells us, Who so-ever finds a wife, finds a good thing.... ...ure life together. These are taken from the book The differences between man and wifeLearn to work the toilet seat. If its up, put it down. We need it up - you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.We dont remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar and remind us frequently beforehandBEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for youALL men see in only 6 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lastly and most importantly..Christopher Columbus didnt need directions, and neither do we.And with that Id ask you to charge your glasses and be upstanding for a toast to the bridesmaids.I give you the bridesmaids